Bodybuilding Diet Plan
Lose weight?
Why would I want to do that?
I want to lift cars!
Yeah you do. Lifting cars, flipping tires, throwing kegs of beer over arbitrarily tall fences while surrounded by promotional girls in bikinis who flirt with you and give you coy smiles and take pictures of you while stroking your well muscled ego as long as you don’t touch them or ask for their phone number.
Yeah.
Hit the Gym, like a boss.
Get your tan, like a boss.
Iron your shirt, like a boss.
Women want you, and men want to know what brand of protein powder you use.
It’s time to get RIPPED!
And by ripped I mean BUFF.
And by buff I mean look like a HE-MAN action figure before all the limbs get mixed up and it looks like someone who was abducted by the bad guy from “the Human Centipede.”
How are we going to do this?
Keep reading, it’s going to be awesome.
And by awesome, I mean FILLING.
Why would I want to do that?
I want to lift cars!
Yeah you do. Lifting cars, flipping tires, throwing kegs of beer over arbitrarily tall fences while surrounded by promotional girls in bikinis who flirt with you and give you coy smiles and take pictures of you while stroking your well muscled ego as long as you don’t touch them or ask for their phone number.
Yeah.
Hit the Gym, like a boss.
Get your tan, like a boss.
Iron your shirt, like a boss.
Women want you, and men want to know what brand of protein powder you use.
It’s time to get RIPPED!
And by ripped I mean BUFF.
And by buff I mean look like a HE-MAN action figure before all the limbs get mixed up and it looks like someone who was abducted by the bad guy from “the Human Centipede.”
How are we going to do this?
Keep reading, it’s going to be awesome.
And by awesome, I mean FILLING.