The Mediteranean diet plan
Zeus, Apollo, Aphrodite, Plato, other Greek people.
Strong, Wise, Tan.
Togas, sunsets, white fabric.
These are the things that you’ll be eating on the Mediterranean diet.
Not really, actually, there probably will be a lot of olive oil and gyro meat.
An ambiguously Jewish guy might try to sell you a hookah.
But it’s going to be great.
And unlike you’re friends, you’re diet will have the classical backing of a nation that was forward thinking enough to be ok with dudes sticking it to other dudes thousands of years ago.
That’s right. NAMBLA, classic style.
And we’ve got the diet for it. Right here. For you. For free.
Leaves. Figs. Architecture.
You’ll be skinny in no time.
Strong, Wise, Tan.
Togas, sunsets, white fabric.
These are the things that you’ll be eating on the Mediterranean diet.
Not really, actually, there probably will be a lot of olive oil and gyro meat.
An ambiguously Jewish guy might try to sell you a hookah.
But it’s going to be great.
And unlike you’re friends, you’re diet will have the classical backing of a nation that was forward thinking enough to be ok with dudes sticking it to other dudes thousands of years ago.
That’s right. NAMBLA, classic style.
And we’ve got the diet for it. Right here. For you. For free.
Leaves. Figs. Architecture.
You’ll be skinny in no time.